Good afternoon!
It's been some time since I've released a bit of my very first novel, Dream in Color, so I thought, since it's summer and much of the novel takes place in the summer, this would be a great time to share. And what better place to start than right at the beginning?
For those of you not aware, Dream is a sort of take on the Cinderella fairy tale, only our Cinderella is a single woman in her late 30's who has a crush on an aging, retired, teen idol.
If you've ever had a crush on a celebrity, this is the book for you!
Enjoy!
“Good
morning beautiful, beautiful, Ramona.”
Ramona keeps her eyes closed. This is her favorite part of the day, when
Jesse wakes her. She curls her toes
between the satin sheets and waits for him to touch her.
“I brought
you something special this morning.”
Eyes still
closed, Ramona stretches her arms over her head and sinks deeper into the pile
of goose down pillows. “What did you
bring me?”
“See if you
can tell.” He passes something beneath
her nose. Ramona closes her eyes tightly, fighting the urge to peak and ruin
the surprise. No easy feat, because she
loves Jesse’s cooking and something smells too tempting to resist. He hasn’t touched her, but it’s all part of
their ritual, a ritual they’d started the first morning after they were
married.
“Hmm. Bacon?”
“Not even
close.”
She sniffs a
little. “I don’t know. Bring it closer.”
“I’ll give
you a hint. It’s always been your
favorite.”
The smell
grows stronger and Ramona lets herself sink into the lazy loveliness of it
all. Jesse waves the plate of wonderful
smells closer now, and something wet touches her cheek.
“I’m not
sure, Jesse. What is it?”
“It’s deep
fried cheese curds my love. Your
favorite. And it’s seven forty three on
a snowy, blowy Monday morning. If you’re supposed to be at work at eight, and
you’re still in bed, you’re probably going to be late.”
Ramona Simms snapped one eye open and
then another. Gone was Jesse Alexander,
former teen pop star, her Prince Charming, her ultimate dream date. In his place was Leo, her eleven-year-old
poodle/bulldog mutt, licking her face as the clock radio blared the morning
weather report and, worst of all, the time.
She squinted at the blurry red numbers while slapping her hand on the
nightstand vainly searching for her glasses.
The numbers on the clock confirmed her worst fears.
“Shit!” She
flung back the tattered quilt on her bed, shoving Leo off her in the
process. “Leo, I’m
late, again! Celia’s going to be seriously pissed this
time!” She staggered to the kitchen and
let Leo out the back door.
Her next
stop was the bathroom, where she evaluated her reflection in the mirror. “Aren’t I a vision?” She yanked three silvery strands of hair away
from her shoulder length brunette locks.
“It may be time for hair color.
Unless I can pass these off as blonde highlights?” Grinning at the thought, Ramona jerked a
brush through her hair and brushed her teeth.
“That’s going to have to do this morning.” She gave the air a
sniff. “Eww. Deodorant isn’t going to be
enough today. Must have perfume!”
She rummaged in the
vanity drawer in vain for something resembling perfume. “Oh screw it!” She ran back to her bedroom and dragged the
first dress that came to her hand out of the closet.
Simultaneously
kicking off her ratty sweat shorts and pulling on a blue dress that hadn’t been
in style for more than ten years, and hadn’t fit her properly in five, Ramona
caught a glance of herself in the full-length mirror. “Cellulite. Never leave home without it.” She flung the shorts off the end of her toes
and flung her hair out of her eyes. “Well, there’s not much I can do about that
now, is there? I’m over thirty-five, I’m
overweight, and I’m going to be over late if I don’t get a move on.” She gave her control top pantyhose a short,
ferocious yank and let the skirt drop past her waist. It got stuck around her hips, of course.
Ramona wiggled her size sixteen rear at the mirror and the skirt fell into
place.
She stomped through the living room
back into the kitchen and jerked
open the door. Leo skittered in, shaking snowflakes off his curly brown
coat. “Leo, I gotta run. You sure you’re
done outside?” She gave her dog a stern
look. “I don’t want the house stinking
when I get home.”
Leo, named
after Ramona’s favorite Jesse Alexander song, gave her a solemn, brown-eyed
look that melted her heart every time.
As much as the furry, lumpy dog’s furious flatulence annoyed her, she
adored him. He was really her one true
love, farts and all.
“I’m going
to Mom’s for dinner tonight.” Ramona
smiled when Leo licked his nose with his ample tongue and whined. “So you won’t be coming with me?” Ramona rubbed Leo’s broad head, setting in
motion several rolls of fur-covered skin.
“Be good.”
She grabbed
her coat and boots out of the front closet, and paused, as she did every day,
in front of the autographed picture sitting on the piano. “Well Jesse, I’m off for another glamorous
day at work.” She touched the smiling face with her index finger. “Unless you’re standing next to my car, in
which case I’ll be jetting off someplace with you.”
One last
touch to the picture and she whipped through the kitchen, grabbing the keys
that hung on the hook next to the door.
Jesse Alexander was not standing in her driveway, so, resigned to another
day of life as a normal person, Ramona slammed the rusty door of her
longsuffering Ford Tempo and turned up the car stereo, the first strains of
“Leo” crackling out of the protesting speakers as the windshield wipers creaked
in protest against the blustery, snow-laden wind.
As she drove
slowly on the tree-lined roads of Cobia, Wisconsin, Ramona reminded herself
that the town itself wasn’t so bad. What
started out as a booming submarine-building city on Lake Michigan during World
War II mellowed nicely into a collection of
thirty-thousand souls, all fighting the inevitable march towards
becoming a sleepy tourist town for harried executives from Chicago. Forever frozen in the 1940’s, downtown Cobia
looked more like a movie set and less like place where actual people lived real
lives every day. Maybe because of the
aura of the past that clung to Cobia, the whole town seemed far smaller than
most cities of the same size. Ramona
didn’t mind the feeling that everyone knew her business. She had no business to know.
No, it was the job.
Ramona tried to keep her mind off L.M.I., where she’d worked for nearly
a decade, tapping out data entry numbers like some frantic distress signal to
anyone bored enough to approach her tiny, corner cubicle. She parked her rusted
vehicle in the only parking space left, the one furthest from the door. In
spite of the snow, as she walked toward the building, Ramona’s pace grew slower
and more measured, as if even her feet were dreading another day at L. M. I.
International.
“Who the
hell moved my headset?” Bonnie, the long
time receptionist, had a phone voice that sounded like smooth jazz, but that’s
where the charm ended. Her regular voice
matched her worn out, cigarette smoking, teased hair persona much better, and
she wasn’t nearly as polite to the office personnel as she was on the
phone. “If that headset isn’t on my desk
in ten seconds I swear I will find out who took it and I will take great
pleasure in drowning them in packing peanuts back in shipping!” She looked up at Ramona. “Hey there Sunshine. Good of you to join us today. And if you’re planning on taking the tour to
your desk, might I suggest taking the roundabout way, through production and
past the restrooms? I told Celia it was
your time of the month and you were probably in one of the restrooms not
feeling well.” Bonnie looked Ramona up
and down. “And that shouldn’t be a hard
fib to pull off since you look like hell.”
Ramona shook
the last snowflakes off her coat and hung it in the front closet. “Thanks for the vote of confidence. I overslept and I’m parked in outer Siberia.”
Bonnie
raised an over-plucked eyebrow at her.
“And yet, you’re not looking pissed.
Which means something good happened to you last night. Get lucky?”
Ramona
looked over her shoulder in case her supervisor was near. Celia Yasher was a
cold woman, eternally clad in severe business suits with a hairstyle and
personality to match. Worse for Ramona, Celia seemed to have a perverse delight
in scolding her, especially, for any minor infraction.
Certain the
hall was clear, Ramona leaned over the counter. “I got ‘Reflections in Blue.’”
“You
didn’t!” Bonnie softened and looked
impressed. “That disk was like forty
bucks or something, right?”
“Yeah, it
went to fifty, and I’ll be eating ramen noodles for a week, but I don’t care.
It’s Jesse’s last recording before he retired. I just had to have it.”
“You are the
girl who makes eBay go ‘round. Aha!”
Bonnie uncovered her headset from a pile of FedEx envelopes. “It figures.
I’m gone one afternoon and that temp shoves my headset in the
mailers.” She squashed it down over her
hopelessly stiff bouffant. “Doll, if you’re not his truest fan, then I don’t
know who is.” Bonnie let loose a smoky
cough. “I always liked that Jesse Alexander. He was an easy one to look at.”
Short clicks
on the resilient tile announced the arrival of Celia to the office, and Ramona
skittered around the receptionist’s desk.
“I totally agree.” She grinned at
Bonnie before slipping down the hall to the poolroom.
The
“poolroom” was a large warehouse-sized room filled with endless cubicles from
which rose the rhythmic sound of clacking as rows and rows of data entry
specialists, secretaries, and filing clerks tracked every item shipped to and
from L.M.I. Ramona’s cube was in the
farthest corner, a space cut off from the rest of the pool by a support column,
and mostly unheated, but Ramona rarely complained. Very few people passed by her desk, and even
fewer bothered her. Her job as the
Quality Control Records Clerk was dull and uninspiring, but it did nothing to
invade her eight-hour-long daydreams of Jesse.
Just the way Ramona liked it.
Just ahead
of Celia, Ramona dashed to her desk and tossed her lunch bag into the bottom
drawer. With practiced accuracy, she
slipped her feet out of the battered sneakers she wore to work and into the
pinching pumps she kept under her desk for those multiple moments in the day
when Celia, the office cop, inspected each and every clicking clacking cubicle
for company policy outlaws.
“Good
morning, Ramona. Just getting in?”
Ramona
looked up from her stack of shipping orders and gave her supervisor a look of
vacant innocence. “I’ve been here for
ten minutes, Celia. Got in at eight on
the dot, like always. Just not feeling
well,” she lowered her voice, “it’s that time, you know, and the ladies room is
out of personal items. So I went back to the production rest room.”
“Out of
personal items? That cleaning crew! That’s it!
I will be calling their manager today and I’ll have three new companies
tour the place by the end of the week.”
“Oh, wait
Celia, maybe the machine was just jammed or something. You don’t have to-”
Celia turned
icy eyes on her. “You really shouldn’t
defend shoddy workmanship, Ramona. If we are willing to accept substandard
workmanship in others, then it’s not a long fall to substandard performances on
our own part. Wouldn’t you agree,
Ramona?”
Ramona
cringed at the way Celia dragged out her name.
“I’m just saying that before you go firing anyone, maybe you should
double check. I could have made a
mistake, or the machine could be jammed or something.” She swallowed and tried to look pathetic and
weak. “I’m not feeling at all well
today.”
“Fine, I
will check the machine myself.” Celia sniffed and looked hard at Ramona’s
outfit. “What are we wearing today?” Celia raised a sharp, drawn-in eyebrow at
her.
Ramona’s
shoulders tensed. Every morning the same
question, the same inspection, the same erosion of self-esteem spewed from
Celia’s mouth and covered Ramona like hot, sticky lava. “I can’t speak for you,
but let’s see, I’m wearing uncomfortable shoes, circulation-stifling pantyhose,
itchy skirt, and lung crushing foundation garments. Do I pass muster?”
“You know,”
Celia poked a long, well-manicured nail at her, “that smart mouth has no place
here. It’s bad for morale.”
“Well,
you’re the expert on being bad for morale.” Ramona started shuffling papers and
looking generally busy.
Celia
blinked, analyzing Ramona‘s comment but apparently did not find the insult.
“Filing needs the Bio-West order by noon.”
“Filing
shall have the Bio-West order by noon. I
have it right here.” Ramona held up a
thick stack of flimsy green shipping orders.
“It’s my first order of business.”
“It should
be.” Celia’s eyes, restrained by
enormous horn-rimmed glasses, stopped their search as they fell on the small
personal CD player on Ramona’s desk.
“We’re still listening to our own music, I see.”
Ramona
sighed. Celia was never quite satisfied
until she’d sucked every bit joy from the person to whom she was speaking. “Yes, Celia, we are. You know it helps me concentrate, and I don’t
disturb a soul.”
“I don’t
like it.” Celia sniffed the air as if
sensing another infraction in a cubicle far, far away. “It doesn’t look professional.”
Ramona
looked around her tiny space and shook her head. “Well, besides you and the guy from shipping
who drops off the shipping orders, who sees me?”
“Just don’t
ever let Mr. Anderson catch you with them on.” Celia brushed her hands against
each other, as if washing them of all guilt for such a transgression. “Just because you’ve been an employee here
longer than any of the other girls in this department, that doesn’t guarantee
you any special treatment from him.”
“I wouldn’t
think of it.” Ramona kept a pleasant look on her face, praying Celia would
leave. Sniffing one more time, Celia left the cubicle without another
word. Ramona reached into her bottom
drawer where she kept her CD’s, and thumbed through the collection.
“Did Vampira
draw any blood this morning?”
Ramona
looked up and into the plain, honest face of Neil Horton. Neil, like Ramona, had grown up in Cobia and
now worked as head of the accounting department for L.M.I. He was the perfect stereotype for his
position, from his thinning, dull brown hair to his long, narrow nose to the
squinty, near-sighted way he studied anyone to whom he spoke. The joke around the office was that no one
needed a weatherman. Anyone who wanted
to know what the weather was going to be just had to see what Neil Horton was
wearing. If it was a bland button-down
oxford shirt, it was a warm day. If he
had a sweater vest over the oxford, it was a touch chilly. If Neil wore a cardigan sweater, it was a
brutally cold day. The closer he got to his fortieth birthday, the more
predictable his wardrobe was.
High school
pals, Ramona and Neil had gone to separate colleges, and had lost touch as Neil
started his career with L.M.I. and Ramona attempted a life away from
Cobia. It was Neil who got her a job
when she came back home and it was Neil who stopped by her workstation every
day with a smile and a candy bar. It was
a friendship that Ramona simultaneously treasured and took for granted.
“You know,
whenever she drops by, it’s the only time I ever admit maybe my mother was
right.” Ramona pulled an industrial
sized bottle of hand lotion out of her middle desk drawer and began her morning
ritual of limbering her fingers for another brutal day on the computer. Taking
good care of her hands was the only carry-over habit from her years, in the
very distant past, of chasing a career as a musician.
“How’s
that?” Neil perched on the edge of her
desk.
“If I’d gotten an accounting degree, you’d be my supervisor,
I would be in an office where the heat and air conditioning actually reach the
desks, and I wouldn’t have to squeeze my ever widening rear end into these
ridiculous clothes. I could wear jeans and comfortable shoes just like all the
guys in your office do.”
“Well, we’d
welcome you, that’s for sure. And your
rear end is just fine.”
A rare
awkward silence hung between them as Ramona looked at him in surprise.
“I mean, I
mean you’d be fine in whatever you wanted to wear.” Neil ran a hand through his perfectly
straight hair and blushed beneath the wire-rimmed glasses balanced on his long,
bony nose.
“Well,
thanks Neil.”
“Oh, hey,
here you go. Thought I’d bring you a
snack.” He handed her a Kit-Kat bar, her
favorite.
“Neil. Thanks.”
She smiled at him and set the candy bar next to her keyboard. “It’s nice to know I’ve got you anyway.”
“Of course
you do...have me. As a friend, I mean.”
He pushed up his glasses on his nose, something he did whenever embarrassed.
“Well, I
gotta get at it.” Ramona put away the
hand lotion and reached for her headphones. Chatting with Neil was nice, but
she did have work to do. “That’ll taste good when I finish the Bio-West
shipping order. Celia will have me in a
headlock if I don’t get these to Filing by noon.”
“Okay, I’m
going to let you get to work, then. See
you at lunch?”
“If Celia
doesn’t somehow find a way to make me work through it.”
Neil gave
her a wave and left the tiny space. Now
alone and facing a full day of flying fingered data entry, Ramona put on her
headphones, selected Jesse Alexander’s third album to kick off her day, and
turned up the volume.
